Drinking A Beer With My Lady
yeah, this was there too
i mean, who wouldn’t want their dog’s decaying mouth on their johnson? It’s certainly a good way to make a penis smell worse than it probably already does. 
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Ugh.
I know I haven’t put anything up in a while, but this work-school thang is wearing me down. Plus, Facebook Scramble is way more fun!
Anyway, I saw this on Dear Abby:
DEAR ABBY: I’m a single 59-year-old man who is dating an attractive 40-year-old woman. I wear glasses, and she wears contact lenses, which she takes out before we go to bed at night. Of course, I remove my glasses.
The problem is, when we become intimate, we can barely see each other — even with the lights on. We want to know what each other looks like when we’re making love. Any suggestions? — EYES WIDE OPEN IN ROGERS, ARK.
DEAR EYES WIDE OPEN: I am not a vision expert, and this is something you should discuss with your eye-care professional. However, because you are both blind as bats without corrective lenses, perhaps it’s time you considered the Braille method.
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